We select and review products independently. When you purchase through our links we may earn a commission. Learn more.

Here’s Where to Buy the World’s Weirdest Candy Cane Flavors

A box of macaroni and cheese flavored candy canes sits next to a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
Archie McPhees

Get the Recipe

If you think Peeps are the strangest candy out there (sorry, Peeps fans), you’re in for a real shock this holiday season. Seattle-based novelty shop Archie McPhee is selling what may be the world’s weirdest candy cane flavors.

The online store’s tagline—We Make Weird—couldn’t be more true of its most festive offerings. The brand is selling a myriad of candy cane flavors, but these aren’t the peppermint, spearmint, or even the odd blue raspberry flavor you’ve seen before. Being a novelty shop, Archie McPhee makes gag gifts, and it’s wacky candy canes are peak gag for the holidays. You can shop flavors like macaroni and cheese, clam (yes, really), bacon, and pickle flavors. That’s just a few of them. The canes come in packs of six and retail for $6.50 over at the brand’s website.


View this post on Instagram


A post shared by Archie McPhee (@archiemcphee)

While the candy canes are exceptionally strange, they aren’t the only odd holiday item on the site—far from it. You’ll also find a yodeling pickle ornament, five finger puppets that together make up a “Handiclaus,” and a Big Foot ugly Christmas sweater.

If you’ve been on the hunt for the perfect gag gift, you may have just found it.

[Via Delish]

Shea Simmons Shea Simmons
Shea Simmons is an Atlanta-based writer who has written about everything from whether Crisco is a good moisturizer to how to KonMari your space. Her work has appeared in Bustle, My First Apartment, and Make It Grateful. Read Full Bio »
LifeSavvy is focused on a single goal: helping you make the most informed purchases possible. Want to know more?