If you think Peeps are the strangest candy out there (sorry, Peeps fans), you’re in for a real shock this holiday season. Seattle-based novelty shop Archie McPhee is selling what may be the world’s weirdest candy cane flavors.
The online store’s tagline—We Make Weird—couldn’t be more true of its most festive offerings. The brand is selling a myriad of candy cane flavors, but these aren’t the peppermint, spearmint, or even the odd blue raspberry flavor you’ve seen before. Being a novelty shop, Archie McPhee makes gag gifts, and it’s wacky candy canes are peak gag for the holidays. You can shop flavors like macaroni and cheese, clam (yes, really), bacon, and pickle flavors. That’s just a few of them. The canes come in packs of six and retail for $6.50 over at the brand’s website.
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While the candy canes are exceptionally strange, they aren’t the only odd holiday item on the site—far from it. You’ll also find a yodeling pickle ornament, five finger puppets that together make up a “Handiclaus,” and a Big Foot ugly Christmas sweater.
If you’ve been on the hunt for the perfect gag gift, you may have just found it.